September302014
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undefyinq:

undefyinq:

imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma

(via sloshes)

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officialunitedstates:

steal his look: animal i found on the beach
whiskers:  maybe $60k
a smile:  honestly, thats priceless
sand:  $300
giant blurry log:  $1400

officialunitedstates:

steal his look: animal i found on the beach

whiskers:  maybe $60k

a smile:  honestly, thats priceless

sand:  $300

giant blurry log:  $1400

(via bewbin)

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

on the internet:

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in real life:

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(via zackisontumblr)

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disproven:

traceymoesby:

kohwala:

telepath more like telepathetic

this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique

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(via humoristics)

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d0nn0:

there are more nipples in the world than people

(via humoristics)

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captainamericainthetardis:

yesawwwh:

unamusedsloth:

Even on an escalator. [Video]

WHY THE HELL DIDNT I THINK OF THIS.

OMG on the escalator

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percyblackjackson:

Panic! at the last minute because i didn’t do my homework

(Source: braedenes, via zackisontumblr)

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mishasminions:

I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "YOU LITTLE SHIT" IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL

(via humoristics)

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andrewbelami:

when ur with family

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when ur with bae

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(via sloshes)

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vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

(via i-dontwant-to-wastemy-time)

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ruinedchildhood:

Same

ruinedchildhood:

Same

(Source: lion, via zackisontumblr)

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juniperpunk:

Halloween falls right in the middle of asexual awareness week.
So, like, I’m not saying asexuals are super awesome skeleton warriors, but let’s look at the facts here…

(via i-dontwant-to-wastemy-time)

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