thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

my advice to anyone out there in academia is to write with the confidence of an ancient natural historian talking in a position of authority about something he knows absolutely jack shit about

like imposter syndrome is a real and terrible thing but if it makes you feel better you’re definitely not nearly as wrong as pliny “there are 176 kinds of fish in the ocean and that’s a real true fact” the elder

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bobavader:

bobavader:

“the thing is that you could photoshop chris fleming into any picture of a prog rock band and he’d just look like he’d belong there” – camille making an extremely true statement 

(via astra-lula)

werwulfy:

Arthur’s journal is a treasure.

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jakemorph:

jakemorph:

jablinski blows any other game channel out of the water just for the entertainment value of jack black’s son trying to tell him he doesnt know anything about pop culture while jack black against ALL ODDS shows us that he knows way too much about pop culture

the guy from nacho libre plays undertale. cant stress this enough

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

huffylemon:

every other youtuber: *channel inevitably dies due to scandal* 

jenna marbles: “we found out that my dog has a soap fetish, so here’s him reviewing different soap brands + we made him bed out of soap bars”

(via hellopotateo)

lmaonade:

mothercirce:

lmaonade:

no offense but i’m a cat i’m a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance 

Are you fucking serious?

i would never lie

(via pygme-puff)

dare-i-say-asexual:

okay so when i was a teen i got a full ride scholarship to a really nice private high school which meant i ended up hanging out with a bunch of rich kids and i’ll never forget this one girl who’s parents got a divorce after her dad tried to hit on their secretary and the secretary revealed she was already having an affair with his wife and that’s why she got invited on all the family’s vacations

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nymori:

corvell:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

I love this post so I made a thing.

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wrong-spiderverses:

sikebitchimgoingtotheclub:

iloe:

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

peter b: this is so sad

miles: hey google play desperado

gwen: this bitch empty

gwen: DEET

miles: no no no it’s HEET get it right

peter b: am, am I high? did I accidentally smoke a joint? is this what that’s like??

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